The news report for the week ending Sunday the 24th April 2021 from the Lake Cathie Women's BC is now available.
The latest report follows with thanks to Jill Howard
Lake Cathie Women's Bowling Club
Hello Ladies,
Another great week of weather and bowls with some ups and downs 😲🤕👍🏼.
The Pennant season is drawing to an end with just the rain delayed games to be finalised. This week Port City defeated Lake Cathie in the Grade 2 competition and Hat Head defeated Lake Cathie in Grade 4.
C’mon girls! The end is near!
Grade 4 were very appreciative of the use of the Club bus to ferry us to our far away games and also wish to thank our “cheer squad and driver extraordinaire”, Ted Jobson. Great job Ted!
Tuesday April 20
Social Bowls
Lucky Rink Winners were Patricia Cahill, Louise Mathews, Anne Wilson and Marilyn Heselhurst.
Runners Up Susan Malzard, Barbie Roberson and Roz Hancox.
Diary Dates
Tuesday May 4
Pennant Raffle will be drawn
Tuesday May 11
Entries close for Major Singles C’Ship First Round May 25
Tuesday May 18
Biggest Afternoon Tea
Doors open 1:00pm for 1:30pm start
Tickets $10pp available at the door
Lots of prizes to be won with all money collected to be donated to Hastings Cancer Trust
Fashion Parade by Lakeside Fashions.
Tuesday May 25
Special General Meeting re Unification
After bowls at 1.00pm
Tuesday June 1
LC Winter Triples Carnival
(entries close May 25)
Joke of the Week
A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk.
Remember to check the notice boards for rosters, draws, nomination forms and general information.
As always our thoughts and best wishes go out to anyone who is unwell or recovering, we hope to see you back soon.
Thought for the Day
“At the going down of the sun and in the morning we will remember them”.
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